The Greenpeace guys were out in full force by the Conservatory yesterday. I feel about Greenpeace much the same way I feel about door-to-door evangelists: I appreciate their fervor, and support many of the same ideals, but I can’t understand why they can’t understand how annoying they are and that no one likes what they do.
Greenpeace: Hey hey hey!
Me: Sorry, I hate the environment
GP: Well, that’s ok, because I love you! (walks beside me and touches my arm)
Me: Please, don’t touch
GP: Help us out! I love you!
Me: I love you, too. Good luck. Bye.